coolest geek t-shirts

Front: How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Back: You’re still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send a light bulb change message.

Front: I manage programmers freakin’ primadonnas!!

Front: Will Write Code For Food.
Back: It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. — Isaac Asimov

Front: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Back: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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